Gobble ‘til You Wobble

Get ready for Gobble 'til You Wobble, the Thanksgiving game where the dice decides if you’re sipping like a saint or wobbling like the mashed potatoes you’ll be scooping later. The instructions are simple, but your path to Thanksgiving glory (or gobbling shame) will depend on your roll. So grab your drink, roll the die, and let’s see if you’re the one getting others to sip or if you’ll be mastering your best turkey impression.

What you Need:

How to Play:
With a 6-sided die and your favorite holiday drink, take turns rolling and follow these instructions based on your roll:

  • Roll a 1 or 2 - 
    • Take the same number of drinks as the number rolled. For example, roll a 2, take 2 drinks!
  • Roll a 3 or 4
    • Choose someone at the table to take a drink!
  • Roll a 5 or 6
    • Do your best gobble outloud, take a drink and roll again. Be careful, or you’ll end up gobbling more than the turkey! 

Game Ends When:

  • You’ve made it around the table a set number of times, the drinks run out or someone outright has the best turkey impression!

And there you have it—Gobble 'til You Wobble, where we’ve officially crossed the line between Thanksgiving tradition and making some unforgettable memories. Whether you played it safe or went all-in on turkey impressions, you’ve made this Thanksgiving a night to remember (or, depending on how many drinks you took, maybe a night you won’t remember). Cheers to wobbling our way through another Thanksgiving!



Wild Man House Rules

  1. If you roll a 5 or 6 back-to-back, you have to gobble as many times as your roll. For example, roll a 6 (or 5) [gobble, drink, roll again], followed by a 5 (or 6), you need to gobble twice.
  2. If you roll the same number 3 times in a row, the person who rolled it for the third time has to shotgun a beer with the Krak’in.